Chapter 3B ― ‘The Madras Mangler’
Gopi Boy sends Kathyayani a friend request.
Silence. Doesn’t she know who he is? He sends her a message.
‘Hi. Gopi Boy here. I sent you interest on SatiSavitri Matrimonials.’
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‘I really like you. You will make me good wife.’
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‘I like sweet, shy girls!’
‘Sweet, shy? &%$# I’m seething.’
‘What is that? Like sizzling hot? So nice.’
‘Not nice. Never nice. Didn’t you see my refusal?’
‘Yes, yes. Think some mistake.’
‘No mistake Bheem Boy.’
‘No no. Bheem Boy is in Kamalahasan movie. I’m Gopi Boy.’
‘Do you look at yourself in the mirror?’
‘Yes, every day. You like my video I sent?’
‘You really should enter it for Top Dumbass Moments.’
‘Thank you, thank you. You like to make bajjis?’
‘&$%*! I’ll make bajjis with you if you don’t stop bugging me. Understand? Puriyardhaa? Samjhe? Kapeesh?’
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